Dumb Blond Jokes
29-Apr-07
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching
the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn
Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the
redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped,
so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a
bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, Ihave to admit, I saw this one on
the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied,
"Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
A brunette was jumping up and down on a set of railroad tracks
saying, "21,21,21." A blonde walked by, noticed the brunette, started
jumping up and down on the tracks and repeated what the brunette was
saying. The brunette heard a train whistle and jumped off of the tracks.
The blonde kept jumping and saying, "21,21,21." The train ran
over the blonde. When the train ended, the brunette jumped back
on the tracks and started saying, "22,22,22."
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys
would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license
and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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